Procrastination….Life goals part 1

Things to do before I die.

  • start a religion
  • write a literary masterpiece
  • Get married
  • find god
  • get divorced
  • learn to love myself and others
  • become independantly wealthy
  • be truly shocked by something
  • start a revolution
  • graduate college while still a twenty-something.

If you are able to help me with any of these, I never look a gift horse in the mouth.

A meaningful post is coming within hours, I swear it.

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4 responses to “Procrastination….Life goals part 1

  1. divorce me baby.

  2. I think my blog accomplishes all of the above except for the getting divorced and graduating college part. Of course your mileage may vary.

    Why would you want to get divorced?

  3. Oh and I’m not technically independently wealthy. I could have been, or could become, if I wanted, but don’t care to pursue that at the moment.

  4. I like how “Start a Religion” is about 4 or 5 steps before “Find God”. I’m with you on the last one. Truly shocking, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

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